This might just be funny to me - by Jon

Today I had a job interview.

The job entails working for a local synagogue, cataloguing some records they have graciously donated to the Queen's Archives.

The interview went as follows, by my best estimate:

15% - Jon answers questions.
85% - Jon chats patiently with his interviewers about bagels.

I got the job.

If nothing else, this confirms that my life is one, enormous stereotype.